Dear Elyse...

i hear her soul is so unclean pure water could melt her

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vagina’s are able to stretch wide enough to give birth to a fucking baby and then return to it’s original size but of course being penetrated by that grass blade you call a penis is what’s going to make it “loose”

Uhh. The baby doesnt come out of where the penis goes in…

stay in school y’all

i hate to be the bearer of bad news but the vagina and the vagina are, in fact, the same thing

(via zombies-go-omnomnom)

Filed under how the fuck do you think pregnancy happens you shitbadger

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AU: Serial killers - part two

Allison ends up enjoying her newfound free-time activity a little too much, leaving Stiles worried about them being found out about. She convinces him that nothing will happen but when Lydia suspects something is wrong, Stiles’ worries are all back. They end up fighting and Allison tells Stiles he should kill her and tell his dad it was her murdering all those people so no one would suspect Stiles but he can’t do it.

(part one)

Filed under yoooooooooo i dont ship it but i do? stallison