Dear Elyse...

i hear her soul is so unclean pure water could melt her

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gnarly:

robinnnnnnnnnnn:

screwsociety:

lame-waves:

i guess i recorded an ice bucket challenge today after i got my wisdom teeth out ??

"I’M BLEEDING….. that’s okay i can still do it"

OH MY GOD

(via australian-government)

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americanninjax:

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birdbrainblue:

castleoflions:

bitch-pudding:

milesjai:

OH MY GOD. YOU ALL NEED TO WATCH THIS.

SHIT

I’M

WHEEZING 

I DIDN’T EVEN SUSPECT THAT OR SEE THAT COMING OH MY FUCKING GOD

You need to see it.

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I feel like I ruined the joke by being a huge nerd and figuring this out about a minute into it. Still awesome though

(Source: brozoi, via ihopethishasntbeenused)

Filed under FUCK i read the comments and spent THE ENTIRE GODDAMN VIDEO trying to figure out what the nerd reference was DAMN IT

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seabelle:

I can’t stand these fucking people with these fucking family window stickers on their cars a murderer is gonna come into your fucking house and you’re gonna try to hide your kids in the fucking closet and he’s gonna be like naw bitch I saw your fucking mini van I know you have six more kids where are they

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