I just wanna be able to do anything that I want because it makes me feel alive as apposed to giving me the appearance of normality.
—- Boyhood (2014)
vagina’s are able to stretch wide enough to give birth to a fucking baby and then return to it’s original size but of course being penetrated by that grass blade you call a penis is what’s going to make it “loose”
Uhh. The baby doesnt come out of where the penis goes in…
stay in school y’all
i hate to be the bearer of bad news but the vagina and the vagina are, in fact, the same thing
In which Jimmy Fallon nails it.
Even the characters know what’s going on
THIS CAT IS AN OLD MAN
found the best twitter
AU: Serial killers - part two
Allison ends up enjoying her newfound free-time activity a little too much, leaving Stiles worried about them being found out about. She convinces him that nothing will happen but when Lydia suspects something is wrong, Stiles’ worries are all back. They end up fighting and Allison tells Stiles he should kill her and tell his dad it was her murdering all those people so no one would suspect Stiles but he can’t do it.
Don’t you hate it when there’s a perfect opportunity for lesbians and the writers just don’t?